Damn is my thyroid one bad mofo. Nine months ago my thyroid took the kind of beating white supremacist prison gangs would find excessive. It looked rough afterwards. The doctors all said it wouldn't make it. It'd have to be on meds it's whole life. It was too weak to make it on it's own. It's days were numbered.
My Thyroid and I wouldn't accept that answer. We both grew up in the 80's and if there was one thing we learned from movies during that time, a doctor's diagnosis was just an invitation to start training montage style. Sure, it took some time to recover. We were both pretty wiped out for a solid seven months but slowly, we licked our wounds and prepared for our triumphant return.
Last Monday, my thyroid started it's comeback. The work out was brutal. Nearly two solid hours in 95 degree heat. Mix martial art training with two guys that could probably snap my neck if I really pushed the envelope on the trash talk. Wednesday's workout was even rougher. Tomorrow I'll put my thyroid through it's paces again. My thyroid is a fuckin workout monster!
So from gangland style beat down to some two-hundred and seventy days later and now my thyroid would kick your thyroids ass! On top of that my thyroid is drug free. As a matter of fact, I'm looking for one of those clean amateur thyroid contests to enter my thyroid in to match it up with other bad ass thyroids. There may or may not be a thyroid magazine featuring totally ripped scantily clad thyroids posing seductively. Okay, there probably isn't but I've never looked so I can't say for certain. Either way, if there was such a magazine, my thyroid would deserve a centerfold.
I'm not really sure what my thyroid looks like but if it's anything like it's owner, it exudes sexuality. And because it's a kick ass thyroid it also exudes triiodothyronine. One of those can get messy. I'll leave it up to you decide which.
So here's to my Bad Ass Mofo of Thyroid! I'll now have a couple drinks in celebration of you working. Secure in the knowledge that any additional calories I take in will be handled by you regulating my thyroxine and in turn my metabolism. Fuckin-A Right, Thyroid! You Rock!
My Thyroid and I wouldn't accept that answer. We both grew up in the 80's and if there was one thing we learned from movies during that time, a doctor's diagnosis was just an invitation to start training montage style. Sure, it took some time to recover. We were both pretty wiped out for a solid seven months but slowly, we licked our wounds and prepared for our triumphant return.
Last Monday, my thyroid started it's comeback. The work out was brutal. Nearly two solid hours in 95 degree heat. Mix martial art training with two guys that could probably snap my neck if I really pushed the envelope on the trash talk. Wednesday's workout was even rougher. Tomorrow I'll put my thyroid through it's paces again. My thyroid is a fuckin workout monster!
So from gangland style beat down to some two-hundred and seventy days later and now my thyroid would kick your thyroids ass! On top of that my thyroid is drug free. As a matter of fact, I'm looking for one of those clean amateur thyroid contests to enter my thyroid in to match it up with other bad ass thyroids. There may or may not be a thyroid magazine featuring totally ripped scantily clad thyroids posing seductively. Okay, there probably isn't but I've never looked so I can't say for certain. Either way, if there was such a magazine, my thyroid would deserve a centerfold.
I'm not really sure what my thyroid looks like but if it's anything like it's owner, it exudes sexuality. And because it's a kick ass thyroid it also exudes triiodothyronine. One of those can get messy. I'll leave it up to you decide which.
So here's to my Bad Ass Mofo of Thyroid! I'll now have a couple drinks in celebration of you working. Secure in the knowledge that any additional calories I take in will be handled by you regulating my thyroxine and in turn my metabolism. Fuckin-A Right, Thyroid! You Rock!
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